Monday, October 01, 2007

Optimist-Pessimist Post Penn

By Bruce Wood
www.biggreen alert.com

HANOVER -- The Optimist and The Pessimist carpooled to last week’s victory over Penn and on the way back to their ride the duo happened across a Devoted Friend Of The Dartmouth Football Program. The fellow said he couldn’t wait to read what The Optimist thought after Penn.

Warned that The Pessimist would surely have a few pithy comments to add, the DFOTDFP smiled and said he has come up with a way to keep The Pessimist from getting his goat: He ignores him. Takes in what The Optimist has to say and skips everything The Pessimist says.

The Optimist thinks that's kind of funny.
Worried about job security -- as his kind is wont to do -- The Pessimist isn’t laughing.

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