Friday, November 30, 2012

Unbelievable Breaking News

From a column in the Valley News:
(I)t appears now that the vagabond bug has bitten the Ivies, too. In an announcement expected to come by Christmas — talk about a special holiday gift — Harvard University will declare its intention to leave the comfy confines of the Ivy League and join the newly minted North East Royal Division.
According to the columnist, if Harvard goes, Princeton and Yale will follow to the newly formed North East Royal Division.

Rice, William & Mary and Lehigh would be ticketed as replacements in the new Ivy League should HYP actually go NERD ;-)

By the way, did you know North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is the sexiest man alive? And Sidd Finch lives?