Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Motorcoach Sidekick Teevens? Think About It ;-)

The never-ending quest each morning to give you a morsel or two that you can chew on at this time of year has uncovered a posting last week on the World Education website. It appeared under this headline:
Chris duffy’s sports editor’s notebook it’s all good for dartmouth football, unh hockey new hampshire. 
Chris Duffy is the sports editor of New Hampshire's Union Leader newspaper, so the thought was this could be something worth checking out. Find the posting HERE.

The World Education posting turned out to be, well, interesting. Here are a few excerpts. See if you can figure out what they are trying to say:
Their peak recipient, Huntsman Hagdorn, angry an ankle wound and was sunk the interval yale university in new haven ct. Yale’s back and have direction rear looked similar a renascence of Brian Dowling and Chemist Elevation.
And . . .
And it was date championing College motorcoach Sidekick Teevens to ultimatum back Jackfruit Heneghan ahead of the troupe u yale. Fundamentally, “go amuse oneself,” Teevens told his postpositive major conductor yale university online programs. That’s each.
And . . .
Heneghan picked up the challenge. Cardinal, he directed a quicky aim, screening 91 yards in cardinal gambol, culminated next to a 30-g TD go by to all-inclusive acquirer Actor Hunnicutt.
And . . .
On a 4th-and-5 at the Philanthropist 15, with 39 flash leftover, Heneghan went representing it each and ground Hunnicutt terminated the midriff yale university graduation. Hunnicutt took a crack snap piece trucking in the accomplishment fair complete the mark wrinkle, however the postulate hither is the minor from the suburbs of City has very likely been bash harder in high.
Curious, I Googled the World Education exact headline and lo and behold came up with the original story from the Union Leader, dated Oct. 10, 2017. (LINK)

Here, again, are the excerpts from the World Education site followed by the original text from the Union Leader in bold.
Their peak recipient, Huntsman Hagdorn, angry an ankle wound and was sunk the interval yale university in new haven ct. Yale’s back and have direction rear looked similar a renascence of Brian Dowling and Chemist Elevation. 
Their top receiver, Hunter Hagdorn, aggravated an ankle injury and was done for the day. Yale’s quarterback and feature running back looked like a reincarnation of Brian Dowling and Calvin Hill.
And . . .
And it was date championing College motorcoach Sidekick Teevens to ultimatum back Jackfruit Heneghan ahead of the troupe u yale. Fundamentally, “go amuse oneself,” Teevens told his postpositive major conductor yale university online programs. That’s each. 
And it was time for Dartmouth coach Buddy Teevens to challenge quarterback Jack Heneghan in front of the team. Basically, “go play,” Teevens told his senior leader. That’s all.
And . . .
Heneghan picked up the challenge. Cardinal, he directed a quicky aim, screening 91 yards in cardinal gambol, culminated next to a 30-g TD go by to all-inclusive acquirer Actor Hunnicutt. 
Heneghan picked up the gauntlet. First, he directed a quickie drive, covering 91 yards in six plays, culminated by a 30-yard TD pass to wide receiver Drew Hunnicutt.
And . . .
On a 4th-and-5 at the Philanthropist 15, with 39 flash leftover, Heneghan went representing it each and ground Hunnicutt terminated the midriff yale university graduation. Hunnicutt took a crack snap piece trucking in the accomplishment fair complete the mark wrinkle, however the postulate hither is the minor from the suburbs of City has very likely been bash harder in high. 
On a fourth-and-5 at the Yale 15, with 39 seconds left, Heneghan went for it all and found Hunnicutt over the middle. Hunnicutt took a good shot while hauling in the pass just over the goal line, but the guess here is the junior from the suburbs of Dallas has probably been hit harder in high school.
Green Alert Take: While I got a laugh out of Calvin Hill being called Chemist Elevation and Coach Buddy Teevens translated to Motorcoach Sidekick Teevens (I may have to start using that.) this is a pretty good illustration about why you might want to rethink computerized translation services. ;-)