HANOVER -- The Optimist and The Pessimist were hanging out by the watercooler making small talk when they were rudely interrupted. "Why don't you take the week off?" the interloper said to The Optimist. "Make it, The Pessimist and The Pessimist."
Neither The Optimist nor The Pessimist was amused.
The Optimist thinks the new guy is crazy. There was plenty of reason for hope after the Harvard loss.
The Pessimist doesn't think the new guy deserves so much as a mention. That said, he thinks The Optimist is the crazy one. What's to like after a 28-0 loss?
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