Promise, I'm not going to do this with any regularity but we're headed out to breakfast before Mrs. BGA and the out-of-towners hit the slopes, so time is short. That being the case, I thought to try something fun and offered ChatGPT the following prompt:
In about 400 words discuss the college football careers of Dartmouth's Jay Fiedler and Dalyn Willliams and explain why one might be chosen over the other as the school's all-time quarterback.
Immediately, and I mean immediately, the computer started spitting out this essay, which it took less than 30 seconds or so to write. Agree or disagree with the conclusion, this is somewhere between freaky and scary. The scary part is the numbers it got that are wrong, some very wrong as an alert emailer pointed out, writing, "(Fiedler) ran for more than 1,000 yards fewer than what the AI wrote and six fewer TDs as well." So, caveat emptor:
Jay Fiedler and Dalyn Williams are two of the most successful quarterbacks in the history of Dartmouth football. Fiedler played for Dartmouth from 1990 to 1993, while Williams played for Dartmouth from 2012 to 2015. Both quarterbacks led their teams to Ivy League championships, and both left their mark on the program in their respective eras. However, when considering who should be chosen as the all-time Dartmouth quarterback, there are several factors to consider.
First, it's worth looking at their individual statistics. Fiedler finished his career with 6,684 passing yards, 43 touchdown passes, and a completion percentage of 57.5%. He also rushed for 1,614 yards and 21 touchdowns. Williams, on the other hand, finished his career with 7,445 passing yards, 53 touchdown passes, and a completion percentage of 62.6%. He also rushed for 1,162 yards and 22 touchdowns. In terms of raw statistics, Williams has the edge, both in passing and rushing.
However, statistics alone don't tell the whole story. Fiedler played in a different era of football, when passing wasn't as prevalent as it is today. Additionally, the Ivy League has become more competitive in recent years, so it's possible that Williams faced tougher competition than Fiedler did. Furthermore, Fiedler's ability to run the ball was a major asset for Dartmouth, and one that can't be easily quantified in the statistics.
Another factor to consider is the success of their teams. Fiedler led Dartmouth to two Ivy League championships during his career, in 1990 and 1991. Williams also led Dartmouth to an Ivy League championship in 2015, and the team had winning seasons in each of his four (sic) years as the starting quarterback. However, it's worth noting that Williams had a stronger supporting cast during his career, with a more experienced offensive line and more talented skill position players.
Finally, it's worth considering their intangibles. Fiedler was known for his toughness and his leadership ability, and he was named team captain in both his junior and senior years. Williams was also a team captain, and he was known for his intelligence and his ability to read defenses. Both quarterbacks were respected by their teammates and coaches.
Ultimately, when choosing the all-time Dartmouth quarterback, it's difficult to make a definitive choice. Fiedler's success in a different era of football and his ability to run the ball make him a strong candidate, while Williams' statistical superiority and success in a more competitive era of the Ivy League make him a worthy contender as well. However, when considering their overall impact on the program, including their leadership and intangibles, Williams may have the edge.
Green Alert Take: I don't know what to say but AI clearly doesn't have that problem.
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EXTRA POINT
Yeah, well, a final AI prompt this morning:
Write a humorous note of about 150 words in the style of BGA Daily's Extra Point saying that BW has to go to breakfast with friends and is letting you do the work today.
Here's what it wrote:
Good morning, sports fans! This is your favorite BGA Daily columnist, coming to you live from the comfort of my own kitchen. Why, you ask? Well, it appears that our esteemed leader, BW, has decided to go out for breakfast with his so-called "friends" and has left me to do all the work today. I mean, seriously, who needs friends when you have a loyal and hardworking assistant like me, right?
But fear not, dear readers, for I am up to the task. I may not have the wit and charm of BW, but I sure do have the typing speed and coffee-making skills to get the job done. Plus, I promise to keep the puns and dad jokes to a minimum (no guarantees, though).
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the latest news and updates from the world of sports, brought to you by yours truly. And to BW, I say this: enjoy your breakfast, buddy. Just remember, what goes around comes around. And I know a thing or two about revenge...
