Apologies for the headline. It sounds pompous ;-) This is better but won't fit across the top:
Buddy Teevens returned to Dartmouth for the 2005 season and in the 17 seasons since, he's had 68 first-team All-Ivy League selections. They are:
Year |
| Pos | Ivy | Overall |
2005 | Anthony Gargiulo | DE | 1-6 | 2-8 |
2006 | None | — | 2-5 | 2-8 |
2007 | Justin Cottrell | LB | 3-4 | 3-7 |
2008 | None | — | 0-7 | 0-10 |
2009 | Nick Schwieger | RB | 2-5 | 2-8 |
2010 | Shawn Abuhoff Shawn Abuhoff Charles Bay Tim McManus Ryan O'Neill Nick Schwieger | DB RS DL WR OL RB | 3-4 | 6-4 |
2011 | Shawn Abuhoff Shawn Abuhoff John Gallagher Ryan O'Neill Nick Schwieger Eddie Smith | DB RS TE OL RB DL | 4-3 | 5-5 |
2012 | Rob Bathe Michael Reilly Michael Runger Garrett Waggoner | OL WR LB DB | 4-3 | 6-4 |
2013 | Cohle Fowler Dominick Pierre Michael Runger Garrett Waggoner Scotty Whitmore | OL RB LB DB OL | 5-2 | 6-4 |
2014 | Evan Chrustic Troy Donahue Vernon Harris Ryan McManus Ryan McManus Will McNamara Sean Ronan Scotty Whitmore Dalyn Williams A.J. Zuttah | DL DB DB WR RS LB OL OL QB DL | 6-1 | 8-2 |
2015 | David Caldwell Jacob Flores Cody Fulleton Vernon Harris Ryan McManus Will McNamara Folarin Orimolade A.J. Zuttah | DB OL DL DB WR LB LB DL | 6-1 | 9-1 |
2016 | Dave Morrison Folarin Orimolade | OL LB | 1-6 | 4-6 |
2017 | Matt Kaskey Jack Traynor | OL LB | 5-2 | 8-2 |
2018 | Phil Berton Rocco Di Leo Matt Kaskey Patrick Kilcommons Kyran McKinney-Crudden Jackson Perry Isiah Swann Jack Traynor | OL DL OL OL DB DL DB LB | 6-1 | 9-1 |
2019 | Nigel Alexander Niko Lalos Jackson Perry Zach Sammartino Isiah Swann Jack Traynor | LB DE DL OL DB LB
| 6-1 | 9-1 |
2020 | No Season | — | — | — |
2021 | Evan Hecimovich Jake Guidone Nick Howard Jalen Mackie Isaiah Johnson | OL OL QB LB DB
| 6-1 | 9-1 |
2022 | None | — | 2-5 | 3-7 |
Green Alert Take: It would seem 2017 is the real outlier. An 8-2 overall record, 5-2 in the Ivy League and just two members of the All-Ivy first team? For what it's worth, the Big Green did have six players chosen to the second team and eight on the honorable-mention team.
So you know, I pulled up this listing as part of a project I'm working on for BGA Daily. Stay tuned. If I can get it done I think you'll find it interesting.
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Never know quite where notes for BGA Daily will come from. This one, believe it or not, is from a site called Briefly, which describes itself as “one of South Africa’s largest news and entertainment websites by audience and one of the top-earning brands on Facebook in Africa in 2021. Seriously? Yup.
But I digress. Briefly has a celebrity biography headlined,
The personal life of Jeff Tietjens, Aisha Tyler's ex-husband. (
LINK)
Tietjens' name is memorable enough that I dug out an old Dartmouth press guide to remind myself that he was an offensive lineman for the Big Green who lettered in 1990, his senior season. The bio out of South Africa agrees with the Dartmouth bio on most facts, but is way off in one regard. It lists him as standing 5-foot-8 and weighing 143 pounds. His Dartmouth bio has him at 6-foot-5, 245 pounds.
Aisha Tyler, by the way, is an actress and comedian who was Dartmouth Class of ’92.
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EXTRA POINT
I am Pavlov's dog.
Robo the robot vacuum cleaner beeps when it sets off on its daily tour around our downstairs each morning. I am always upstairs in the BGA World Headquarters when I hear the beep and am conditioned upon hearing the sound to immediately spin and run downstairs to make sure a few doors are closed, the IOS charging wire is not dangling onto the floor, and that Griff hasn't left a toy out that will end up getting tangled under Robo like a charging cord will if I'm not careful.
Occasionally I remember to take care of those details after letting Griff out in the morning, but most days I'm at the mercy of Robo's beep.